- Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
- Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
- Me: *reads every book i own*
- Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
- me: do ur homework
- me: no
I’ve had spotify premium for less than a day but I can confidently say that buying it was the best decision I’ve ever made or ever will make in my entire life
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.